Mike Good, you've been bad, you're under arrest!

You know what, Lady Heather? I'd like to feel more comfortable in my role as a homicide detective.

Who's this?"
"It's Braun's 'Squeeze'. She's an ex-stripper, too. Perhaps you two met in a professional capacity."
-- Catherine Willows and Jim Brass (Burked)

[at Lady Heather's front door]
"May we come in?"
"Say the magic word."
"Warrant."
-- Gil Grissom, Lady Heather, and Jim Brass (Lady Heather's Box)

Captain Jim Brass: Hey, look what I found: a knife with blood on it.
Gil Grissom: Hey, look what I found: dead guy.

You know the brothers who are so cool and laid back, they're in the morge!!

warrick brown: this guy was stupid enough to get whacked by his own partners, he had to be stupid enough to leave something behind.
brass: this whole neighborhood is stupid.

We go, 'Errr ', dude goes 'Aah', we go bam, dude
goes, 'Waah!'

you stupid punk

Captain Jim Brass: [to a suspect] Nice stare. Too bad it doesn't work on me. Keep it though - they'll love it in prison.