Hey, Gil. Wait. You've got something stuck to your shoe. Oh, no, it's just
Sanders

Thats great Gill if I see a gorilla i'll arrest him...

Okay, so who would wanna barbeque you?

Yeah, I'm just a phone booth away from changing into my tights and saving the world

Lady Heather: What's the magic word?
Brass: Warrant?

This bitch's body smells like rotten fish!

Gil Grissom: I can't tell whether he's brilliant or nuts.
Captain Jim Brass: Sound familiar?

You ground up a body as a favor?

After Sexy the cat refuses to take off the cat head

Brass: Look either you take off the head or i do

Sexy takes off the head to reveal he's a man

Catherine: Hello Sexy!

Now I know why they call you Brass, you've really got a set. Coming down here and accusing one of my men of rape on tv" Said by the Fire Chief to Brass