Grissom- She take her bags, or any of her belongings....
Brass- Or the taxi she called.
Grissom-that's like going to the vet without your dog.

Do I look like Paula Abdul to you?

Soup's on!

Catherine: (to Grissom)What do you see??
Grissom: Nothing
Catherine:What do you need??
Grissom: A punchline
Brass:Ba duh duh

Brass: So you try to hold up a guy and then he takes you out, so you steal a Humvee and try to run cown his taco stand?

Suspect: Something like that

Grissom: I think that's the stupidest thing... more

See my face? This is me almost believing you.

BRASS: So dump the body, raid the refrigerator.

GRISSOM: Maybe they had an appetite for murder.

Judge Cohen, you're under arrest for obstruction of justice tampering with state's evidence and violating seven articles of scumbag.

Well, the kid gets murder, mom's an accessory, and dad gets felony explosives. It's a family-value pack.

One minute I'm eating potato salad the next I'm gazpacho