[holding a severed finger] Apart from the fact of it not being attached to a person, there's nothing wrong with this finger.

Sheldon: What about the trace I collected from her arm ?
Lindsay: Latex. More specifically, condom spray.
Danny (amused) : 'Scuse me ? What ? I didn't catch that.
(Sheldon looks baffled)
Lindsay:... more

Flack: Do you think Houdini knew the impact he would have on the mafia lingo?
Hawkes: I'm sorry?
Flack: It's like, when they whack somebody they say "we made them do a Houdini". Do you... more

Stella(to Hawkes): I think you've got a no brain-er.
Hawkes: She didn't just say that.
Mac and Flack: She did.

Sid, you're going to that creepy place again.

Hawkes: Ya, learned that hard way that I didn't wanna be the guy standing over somebody when they took their last breath. So, took a job in the M.E's office. If God had the final say when someone... more

Hawkes: CLK-350, bet you the kid doesn't even have her driver's license yet.
Lindsay: Nothing says "Happy Birthday" like a $60,000 car. You know when I turned 16, I got my mom's used... more

Danny: So is it true what they say? That your life passes right before your eyes?
Hawkes: I could only think of one thing when I was down there.
Danny: What, was it your first kiss?
Hawkes: Sid... more

Stella Bonasera: Guess this'll be a no-brainer for you.

Sheldon Hawkes: She did not just say that.

Mac Taylor & Don Flack: She did.

Don: Check out the size of her feet.
Hawkes: And hands.
Stella: She's had her breasts surgically enhanced
Don: Better make that a John Doe.