I'm tired of being afraid, alright. You and me, we make sense, k? Your everything I've always wanted, I wanna be with you. And i can be the person you want me to be, I know i can. Lets take that leap.

Danny Messer: The first thing I learned on this job is anybody can do anything to anybody.

Danny: My favorite kind of wine is beer.

[Danny and Stella enter a sushi restaurant in which the food is served on nude women]
Det. Stella Bonasera: Oh, that can't be sanitary.
Danny Messer: Who cares if it's sanitary. I want to see the... more

Stella: They say burning is the most painful of deaths.
Danny: I love it. How do they know? What did they do, take a poll? 64% of dead people surveyed...

Lindsay: Footage from your 30th birthday party, Messer?
Danny: Walrus documentary, actually.

Danny Messer: Hey Adam, are you having as much fun as I am?

Adam Ross: Welcome to my world, Messer. The low man on the totem pole gets to do all the exciting stuff.

Danny Messer: So what... more

Danny [to Lindsay]: You and me, we make sense.

(Mac hands Danny a lighter)
Mac: You want to do the honors?
Danny: Are you lighting your arm on fire in the name of science?
Mac: What other job allows you to set your boss on fire? Going once,... more

[Aiden tries to pick the pocket of a training dummy without ringing the bell, but she can't]
Danny Messer: You're such a girl.
Aiden Burn: [smacking him in the head] Shut up.