That must have been one kinky party!

I have a keen grasp for the obvious

Haven't you ever pushed aside the dinner plates to get some?

New mafia my ass.

You put a bullet in my partners brain,
I don't give a damn about your car.

I happen to think potassium iodide testing is very sexy...

Wwwww wait a second, you are NOT gonna pop that body in here?

Ryan: Nick? Hey hold up! (Goes around and see's that it's not Nick). Oh, you're not Nick.

Clean up Guy: You're a sharp one.

Someone has to drive" -Haratio
"I would but I'm not tall enough to reach the pedals"-Ryan

Horatio: ma'm I'd like to buy another round

Ryan: Sorry H but the new guy buys the next round

Jessie: Technically I was here way before you but… I'll buy what you having?...(to... more