Jane: It's like checking that your fridge light really goes off isn't it?
Susan: Yeah, I expect so...
Jane: There's a whole night of my life I want back!

I’ve always wanted to date a gynaecologist. I wanna know I’m special.

Jane: I really quite like being single. Except for the bit about not having a man

Jane: Friendship's more lasting than love, and more legal than stalking.

Jane: We're eating before the funeral? Isn't that a little unusual?
Auntie Muriel: Well I'm hungry now. Anyway, I never liked the bitch.
(later)
Auntie Muriel: Sausage roll, Margaret? Oh, no.... more

Vegetarianism for me is about saying ‘yes’ to things..
even meat.

Jane: He works in pizza delivery, which just answers all your prayers, doesn't it? Man, motorbike, has own food!

Vegetarianism for me is about saying yes to things, even meat.

I went on a course. Learning to love yourself. I came top.

Jane: Do they really call me the one with the breast?
Susan: Yes.
Jane: Then what do they call you?
Susan: Susan.