Jane: It's like checking that your fridge light really goes off isn't it?
Susan: Yeah, I expect so...
Jane: There's a whole night of my life I want back!

I’ve always wanted to date a gynaecologist. I wanna know I’m special.

Jane: I really quite like being single. Except for the bit about not having a man

Vegetarianism for me is about saying ‘yes’ to things..
even meat.

Vegetarianism for me is about saying yes to things, even meat.

I went on a course. Learning to love yourself. I came top.

Jane: Do they really call me the one with the breast?
Susan: Yes.
Jane: Then what do they call you?
Susan: Susan.

I really quite like being single. Except for the bit about not having a man.

I'm an emotional vegetarian. I know a lot of vegetarians and we tend to like the same films

Jane: I once went on holiday and pretended to be twins. It was amazing fun. I invented this mad, glamorous sister and went around really annoying everybody. And d'you know, I could get away with... more