There's been many a true word spoken in 'eaves'

There is no connection between my dick and my brain.

I don't need you to think of me as a person. I have women for that.

Below the waist, does it say "look what's washed up on the beach boys, the settlement is saved"?

You’ve always got to send a man a book when you split up, to prove how you’re a caring, giving person, and how they’re going to die in a pit of their own filth.

I’ll get the speech about how wonderful I am. Basic rule, isn’t it? More wonderful you are at the start of the speech, the more dumped you are at the end.

Always the same with men, isn’t it? Looks like a starter handle, works like an off-switch.

Susan, you are offering this man food and sex in the same place. If there’s something to read in the loo he may never leave.

Well, you know what it’s like at the start, when they’re all fiery-eyed, and eager, and they haven’t seen you naked yet. And it’s like he’s smashing at your door with his mighty battering... more

Mark: Yeah, but I mean, does size really make a difference? You know what woman always say?
Patrick: Ouch?