Come on, The Inferno rant was the definitive monologue, all the others tried to replicate it and while they were entertaining, they came up a little short.

But... Daleks!!!

Daleks still have nothing on the whole history of human accomplishment being a feeble attempt on getting a better look at naked bottoms.

Epidurals was my second funniest simply for the line: "do the maths before the maths do you, heads into tails don't go" lol

Cushions wins it for me because of the Daleks :)

I always liked the way he said "Look at the chubby little bastards!"

THIS ONE HAD ME IN STITCHES!

Susan: I’m packing a big one.

Sally: A big one?

Susan: We’re talking enormous, far bigger than normal.

Sally: I had no idea!

Susan: I’ve got a whopper!

Sally: Oh, you poor, poor thing…

Susan: Tell me about it

Sally: At least the baby should have no trouble getting out of it…

Susan: It’s the baby I’m talking about…!

Sally: Oh…! The baby!

Susan: The baby is heading to be eleven pounds!

Sally: Oh my GOD!

Susan: The exit itself is quite normally sized, thank you very much!

Sally: Well, for NOW!

The Toilet Doors had a certain Shakespearean element that I likes very much.