An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

Of course I knew I was better than fiction writers. Last time I checked people who just made stuff up are called liars.

Twenty-two astronauts were born in Ohio. What is it about your state that makes people want to flee the earth?

Kids, when you grow up you get to celebrate a holiday I like to call UnHalloween, thats where you dress up like a productive member of society, earn a pay check and buy your own damn candy....BOO!!!

Merry Christmas! And for my Spanish audience: Merry Christmas: learn English.

An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.

Scientists have now developed a new easily removable ink for tatoos. Sorry cure for cancer, first things first.

A wag of my finger at gay wizards. I've said it for years: children's book authors are trying to turn us gay. Just look at Curious George. How curious is he? He seems awfully fond of that man in the... more

Toothpaste from China is found to contain poison. 4 out of 5 dentists recommmend you do not use it. The fifth? Dead.

Hilary Clinton and I are usually like matter and antimatter, in that I believe that I matter and she doesn’t