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The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Just make sure to stab with an upward motion.

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Twenty-two astronauts were born in Ohio. What is it about your state that makes people want to flee the earth?

--Stephen Colbert as Stephen Colbert

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Remember, the best way to get to sleep is a warm glass of milk. Especially if the cow is addicted to narcotics

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The truthiness will set you free!