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He Is America (But Are You?)

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What did Stephen get last Christmas?

An acoustic guitar

PBS Cvil War series on DVDs

A free iPhone

Barry Manilow's Great Hits CD

A giftcard to Applebees

On page 27, there's a coupon for what?

Stephen's Formula 402

The Kraft Seven Seas Creamy Italian

Used kayaks

Age-Defying Protein Pudding

I Believe It's Butter (TM)

Which of the following is NOT a handy sticker to remind you when you agreed with Stephen most?

USA! USA!

Prime Filet!

It's Morning in Colbert-ica

Show To Wife

Amen!

Which of the following has been the most successful at turning Stephen gay?

Throw Rugs

Baby Carrots

Matthew McConaughey

Clive Owen

Dog-Whispering

What does the hidden message in the Periodic Anagram of Elements instruct Scientists to do?

Keep up sex

Drain values, waste tax-dollars

Assault faith, drain values

Keep up the good work

Worship Satan

What is Step 2 in the process of retiring I Am America (And So Can You) for the evening?

Fold the upper half of the cover lengthwise OVER the field of text, holding the bottom portion and edges securely.

Hold waist-high with another person so that the cover image is paralell to the ground.

Cradle the cover image closely to your face, rock gently, then place on sheets of silk.

Gently bring Section A to rest upon Section B and Section C being careful to support book from underside, or back cover, Section E.

This book should never be retired, even for an evening.

True or false: there are acknoledgements at the back of the book.

True.

True, but they're fake.

False.

True AND false.

Stephen acknowledges no one.

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