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Which presidential candidate are you?

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How do you deal with the press?

With open arms, and a sly jab at my age

They know I have experience. I have nothing to say to them

Try my best to avoid their temptation of getting me to trash talk my rivals

Press coverage?!?!? Please, pick me!!

Open with a tear-jerker of an anecdote, then talk about how it relates to me

Foreign policy, much?

Well, I've spent two years TALKING about it, so yeah

Wanna see the scars?

Maybe watching other countries talk isn't "experience," but I'd be better than Bush....

Does the non-contiguos United States count?

I lived in Ebaum's World for year, trying to assert some sort of diplomacy

Which of the these oxymorons best describes the government you'd like to have?

Democratic-Republic

Constitutional Theocracy

Conservative Libertarianism

A Post-9/11 Theme Park

A Buerocracy Full of the Hopes and Dreams of the People

What do you think about reaching across the aisle?

We're not taking it that far. Oh, you mean bipartisanship? Still sounds gay. No thank you!

My mind is pretty much an open book, but SOME people just don't understand

Partisanship is bullshit

It's useful for switching position on things

Did you know George Washington wasn't fond of the idea of politcal parties? He was right.

When you were young, what did you want to be when you grew up?

A rich business man, like my daddy!

I wanted to serve my country in the U.S. army!

Something better than my dad!

A world-changer!

Somebody who works at an argument clinic!

What's your favorite pastime?

Duck hunting!

Scheming with my spouse/significant other

Yelling and/or throwing rocks

Brushing my hair

Practing the shit-eating grin

Hot button-topics in three words; abortion, gay marriage, illegal aliens?

Pro-choice, obviously; civil unions, possibly?; pass on that

To the states; to the states; border states, ftw

Not in constitution; not in constitution; not in constitution

Women deserve equality; gay couples deserve equality; UFOs deserve equality

Yes, dumb shits; motherfucking duh, stupid; they're staying, assholes

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