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Which presidential candidate are you?
7 Questions | Taken 1132 times
1
How do you deal with the press?
With open arms, and a sly jab at my age
They know I have experience. I have nothing to say to them
Try my best to avoid their temptation of getting me to trash talk my rivals
Press coverage?!?!? Please, pick me!!
Open with a tear-jerker of an anecdote, then talk about how it relates to me
2
Foreign policy, much?
Well, I've spent two years TALKING about it, so yeah
Wanna see the scars?
Maybe watching other countries talk isn't "experience," but I'd be better than Bush....
Does the non-contiguos United States count?
I lived in Ebaum's World for year, trying to assert some sort of diplomacy
3
Which of the these oxymorons best describes the government you'd like to have?
Democratic-Republic
Constitutional Theocracy
Conservative Libertarianism
A Post-9/11 Theme Park
A Buerocracy Full of the Hopes and Dreams of the People
4
What do you think about reaching across the aisle?
We're not taking it that far. Oh, you mean bipartisanship? Still sounds gay. No thank you!
My mind is pretty much an open book, but SOME people just don't understand
Partisanship is bullshit
It's useful for switching position on things
Did you know George Washington wasn't fond of the idea of politcal parties? He was right.
5
When you were young, what did you want to be when you grew up?
A rich business man, like my daddy!
I wanted to serve my country in the U.S. army!
Something better than my dad!
A world-changer!
Somebody who works at an argument clinic!
6
What's your favorite pastime?
Duck hunting!
Scheming with my spouse/significant other
Yelling and/or throwing rocks
Brushing my hair
Practing the shit-eating grin
7
Hot button-topics in three words; abortion, gay marriage, illegal aliens?
Pro-choice, obviously; civil unions, possibly?; pass on that
To the states; to the states; border states, ftw
Not in constitution; not in constitution; not in constitution
Women deserve equality; gay couples deserve equality; UFOs deserve equality
Yes, dumb shits; motherfucking duh, stupid; they're staying, assholes
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