Awesome.

Big Bucks! No Whammies!

Captain Awesome: (in costume) Yo, Chuckster, guess what I am?

Chuck: You're naked?

Captain Awesome: I'm Adam. You know, like Adam & Eve, Adam? Wait till you see my snake.

Chuck: I don't... more

Captain Awesome: There's one thing, being a man -- it's always speaking your mind. Whatever the cost, always be direct, open, and honest.

Morgan: When I was twelve I hid under Ellie's bed so I... more

Listen, I know it's been a while since you've taken your... your bike out for a ride, you know? But it's time to oil up that rusty chain, hop on that seat and start pedaling away bro. You never... more

Captain Awesome; Did someone say tango?
Chuck: No thank you captain awesome, i'll look it up online...WOULD you please put on something...a robe, something!
Captain Awesome: Did a semester abroad... more

Hey Chuck go long!!

Chuck: I'm thankful that Bryce Larkin is dead, and isn't making out with my girlfriend
(Casey leaves, while everyone else is in shock)
Morgan: Wow Chuck, that was awfuly dark
Captain Awsome: and... more

Captain Awesome: Now's where we go around and say what we're thankful for. I'm thankful for the most beautiful woman in the world, Ellie Bartowski. Love ya. (To Casey) Your turn.
Casey: I'll... more

There comes a time in every mans life when he reaches... well.. a crossroads. A time when he has to ask himself, am I a tucker?
... I'm talkin' about the shirt.