John Casey: My ears feel violated, cuz they have to listen to you and that moron Morgan yammering on for 4 hours about what sandwich you're gonna take if you're stranded on a deserted island...



Chuck Bartowski: What are nuts?! Nobody was talking about sandwiches for 4 hours. Come on!



[Casey presses play on a recording, the two listen]



Chuck Bartowski: Think about it, this is a desert island, Morgan. Mayonnaise simply doesn't fare well in the tropics...



Morgan Grimes: Oh, yeah, but define sandwich, cuz technically you could put anything between two slices of bread. For instance, could I bring a Jessica Alba sandwich to said desert island?



Chuck Bartowski: I suppose. I-



[Casey shuts off recording and glares at Chuck]



Chuck Bartowski: Well, I'll have you know I stand by my mayonnaise theory.