Lester (To Morgan, when he's deciding whether or not to meet Anna's parents): Are you insane!?...you can't be yourself!...you have to be BETTER than yourself by like a factor of 10.

Jeff:... more

Lester: I really just want to say pineapple.
Jeff: Pineapples are fun. My dad used to throw them at me.

Jeff: Bitches are nothing but tricks and hoes.

Lester: You said it Babala!.

(Lester, Chuck's colleague, wants Chuck to go to repair a Linux-Computer)

Chuck: Why can't you and Jeff go?

Lester: Linux-PCs? We are Mac-guys, Chuck. We are IT-artists!

Lester:You tried to kiss Anna?
Jeff:Dude, how could you? I've got dibs on her.
Anna:I'm sitting right here.

Morgan: Jeff, the registers are down.

Jeff: I can't do it man!

Morgan: Dude, you have to! You're the only guy old enough to understand how the registers work, ok, they're from the... more

Pineapples are fun! my dad used to throw them at me!

Jeff said this

Bitches ain't nothin' but tricks and hos. - Jeff

He wasn't one of the character choices. :(

We gotta find out how to make Latkes.

Are you insane?! You can't be yourself! You have to be BETTER than yourself by like a factor of 10!" - Lester
"...or 11." - Jeff