Chuck: Why are these people sleeping?

John Casey: They're not sleeping.

Sarah Walker: They were killed, Chuck.

Casey: Are you sure it was him?

Chuck: Sheesh! How many crossbow-shooting psychopaths do you know, Casey?!

Casey: The idea behind a stakeout is to remain inconspicuous, you moron.
Chuck: Uh, hello? That's why I used an alias.

Not bad, Bartowski. Do that ever again and I'll kill ya.

You shoot him. I shoot you. I leave both your bodies here and go out for a late snack. I'm thinkin' maybe pancakes.

Chuck: "Nice job blending in with the crowd. Who are you rooting for, death?"
Casey: "Hey, leave the quips to me."

John Casey: My ears feel violated, cuz they have to listen to you and that moron Morgan yammering on for 4 hours about what sandwich you're gonna take if you're stranded on a deserted... more

Take a shower, you hippy.

Don't puke on the C-4.

Casey: Where's the fish?

Jeff: Fish? What fish?

Casey: Okay we can do it the easy way or the hard way. The easy way is I shove his foot up your ass.

Jeff: What's the hard way?

Casey: I... more