Chuck: Vicki Vale, Vick-uh Vicki Vale (Vickity Vale) (notices Sarah is watching him)

Sarah: I hope I'm not interrupting.

Chuck: No. Not at all. Uh, that's from Batman.

Sarah: 'Cause that... more

Chuck: Why are these people sleeping?

John Casey: They're not sleeping.

Sarah Walker: They were killed, Chuck.

Casey: Are you sure it was him?

Chuck: Sheesh! How many crossbow-shooting psychopaths do you know, Casey?!

Chuck: Are you coming to the toga party! Bad guys are coming! Bring guns!

Captain Awesome: Yo, Chuckster. Guess what I am.
Chuck: You're....naked?
Captain Awesome: I'm Adam. Like Adam and Eve, Adam. Wait til you see my snake.
Chuck: I don't wanna see your... more

Sarah: I did just come out of a long relationship so I may come with baggage
Chuck: Well, I could be your very own baggage handler

Casey: The idea behind a stakeout is to remain inconspicuous, you moron.
Chuck: Uh, hello? That's why I used an alias.

Chuck: "Nice job blending in with the crowd. Who are you rooting for, death?"
Casey: "Hey, leave the quips to me."

Bryce Larkin: Hello Chuck.
Chuck Bartowski: Sarah and Casey are inside right now. One girlish scream from me and they go into combat mode.

John Casey: My ears feel violated, cuz they have to listen to you and that moron Morgan yammering on for 4 hours about what sandwich you're gonna take if you're stranded on a deserted... more