Chuck: It's not High Sea S E A its High C the musical note. Where's a pitchpipe when you need one?
Casey: Aaaaaaaaaaahhh
Chuck: Ah Wha?
Casey: Choirboy. What? I wasn't hatched.

--Zachary Levi as Chuck Bartowski

--Adam Baldwin as John Casey

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(After bringing Jill to the Castle)
Casey:You brought her here
Chuck:Well uh
Casey:Bartowski its not a secret location if you invite people over!

--Zachary Levi as Chuck Bartowski

--Adam Baldwin as John Casey

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The running, jumping, shooting people part of the job, that's all you guys. But the puzzles, that's all me.

--Zachary Levi as Chuck Bartowski

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Jack Burton: Remember Charles, the bigger the lie -the easier...

Chuck Bartowski: The easier it is to believe.

--Zachary Levi as Chuck Bartowski

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Chuck Bartowski: [puts on glasses Bryce left for him] Hmmm. Not back.

[looks at himself in the mirror]

Chuck Bartowski: Carmichael. Charles Carmichael.

[gets the Intersect update; falls... more

--Zachary Levi as Chuck Bartowski

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Chuck Bartowski: I didn't realize we got personal days.

John Casey: You don't. We do.

--Zachary Levi as Chuck Bartowski

--Adam Baldwin as John Casey

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Morgan Grimes: [Reading a note from Morgan] IOU one condom. Your pal, Morgan.

Chuck Bartowski: I'm gonna kill you Morgan!