Piper: Be careful of the feet you step on, they may be connected to the boot that kicks your ass.

Paige: Okay fine. Piper's dead.
Phoebe: What?
Piper: I'm not dead. I'm Death. As if my life wasn't busy enough!

I'm being stalked by psycho killers and I hide in the shower?!

If I'm dead right now, I know it was at your hand. No one else in heaven or hell had power over me. Please don't cry I was dead before I met you, I was born the day you loved me, and my love for you... more

Piper: The only Halliwell that likes earthquakes.
Prue: I don't like them, but I don't go running naked through the house screaming, "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE." either.
Phoebe: Okay, that is... more

Prue: Okay, was it a demon?
Piper: No, it was watermelon!
Phoebe: Honey, why did you vanquish watermelon?
Piper: I didn't vanquish watermelon. I threw it up into the air and I tried to freeze it,... more

The wrong thing done for the right reason is still the wrong thing.

Phoebe: Nothin' perks up a girl's career like sending her ex-husband straight to hell.

You're asking me to remember what I've apparently forgotten?

Piper: Knocking! I'm hearing knocking!
Paige: Yeah, honey, we all are.
(Cole shimmers in)
Phoebe: Cole!
Cole: What? I knocked.
Piper: Doors. People use doors!