Paige: Okay fine. Piper's dead.
Phoebe: What?
Piper: I'm not dead. I'm Death. As if my life wasn't busy enough!

Piper: Be careful of the feet you step on, they may be connected to the boot that kicks your ass.

Piper: The only Halliwell that likes earthquakes.
Prue: I don't like them, but I don't go running naked through the house screaming, "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE." either.
Phoebe: Okay, that is... more

I'm being stalked by psycho killers and I hide in the shower?!

Can't we save the world at a decent hour?

Phoebe: Us Theme, You Potion.
Piper: Me Peeved, You Annoying.

Come to me and be seduced, I have a girl to introduce, fall for her you can't resist her, trust me mister she's my sister.

(Prue + Phoebe Walk in with lots of shopping bags + Put them down, they stand up and start talking)
Prue: I dunno Phoebe, the Betsy Johnson dress might be a bit too much for work.
Phoebe: That's... more

Now there is a freezing power with kick!

Piper: See what I mean? We have bigger, naked breasts to worry about.
Phoebe: Paige has her naked breasts to worry about and I've got yours.