Paige: Okay fine. Piper's dead.
Phoebe: What?
Piper: I'm not dead. I'm Death. As if my life wasn't busy enough!

Piper: The only Halliwell that likes earthquakes.
Prue: I don't like them, but I don't go running naked through the house screaming, "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE." either.
Phoebe: Okay, that is... more

Phoebe: Nothin' perks up a girl's career like sending her ex-husband straight to hell.

Yeah, demonic powers on an empty stomach. Not such a good thing.

Phoebe: Us Theme, You Potion.
Piper: Me Peeved, You Annoying.

Prue, I am not nuts. Okay, maybe just a little, but that's irrelevant here.

Cole: Because I am the source. Because you are my queen. Because there are expectations!
Phoebe: Do you think I care about anybody's expectations?

Phoebe: I'm thinking if you try it again with a little bit more oomph, you know, maybe some choreography, and Piper could back you up with some old-school beat box?

Prue: Why did I know that I... more

(Prue + Phoebe Walk in with lots of shopping bags + Put them down, they stand up and start talking)
Prue: I dunno Phoebe, the Betsy Johnson dress might be a bit too much for work.
Phoebe: That's... more

You lost your voice when you were on stage singing, because he wanted you to sing for him. Oh, that is so romantic! And humiliating. Yeah, I see your point.