Leo-Isn't that against the rules?
Ramus-I'm retiring, what do I care?

Leo (as he orbs into the ocean): I found Craig. He was on a plane on his way to New York. (he notices he's in the water) Why am I standing in the ocean?
Piper: Phoebe's a mermaid.
Leo: Oh. Well,... more

Leo: Elders aren't allowed to drink.

Paige: Oh, come on. When on earth, you should do as earthlings do.

Piper, through all the tears and struggles, I always knew in my heart that we'd make it here. I promise to love and respect you from this point forward as your husband, as my wife, my lover, my... more

Leo: Honey, we don't need a passport to honeymoon in Paris. With a blink of an orb, we can be sipping champagne at the Champs Sel Seasay.

(Piper giggles.)

Piper: Yes, as romantic as you make... more

[Leo has just told Chris that the Elders have decided to send him back to the future]

Chris: You are so full of it! This isn't about me being a bad
whitelighter. It's about you feeling like... more

Something's wrong! Something's wrong, I can't orb! I was trying to go to the Elders to find out how to get rid of the golden geese and why is there a unicorn in the kitchen?

Leo (to Phoebe, cleaning out Piper's closet)-Ever done it on a cloud?

Phoebe-It don't know, does a feather bed count?

Leo-Phoebe?! I thought you were Piper.

Phoebe: No time to dawdle, there's a baby on the way.

Leo: This is crazy. You can't leave like this.

Paige: We, very well can't ignore Chris's birth now can we?

Chris: I'm the baby. I... more

Piper: Leo.

Phoebe: I thought you were a pacifist.

Leo: I didn't kill him, did I?

(Leo unlocks the chains.)

Piper: I-I gotta tell you, I find this side of you very sexy.