Future Chris: "Honestly, a letter's not gonna mean a hell of a lot to me. I got plenty of them growing up"

Paige: Are you excited?

Piper: About what?

Paige: About the doctor saying that the baby is perfectly healthy?

Piper: Paige, I know he's healthy. I've seen him twenty two and walking around

Phoebe walks in her office door and gasps when she finds Chris waiting for her.

Chris: Phoebe, I need your help.

Phoebe: I've been calling for you all week! Didn't you hear me?

Chris: The... more

Phoebe: You're unbelievable. I mean, most kids who are the cause of their parents' divorce actually feel guilty. And you're sitting here like it's part of your master plan.

Chris: I'm sensing some... more

Chris: I wish for Piper and Leo to sleep together tonight.

Phoebe: I'm not...

She nods her head while clapping her hands together. They then hear a thud and walk towards it, to see Piper and... more

Chris orbs in directly in front of Piper and Phoebe.

Piper & Phoebe: No!

Phoebe: We're not demon hunting. We're going to lunch.

Chris: Hey, I am not unreasonable. We can hunt demons... more

Piper: Your orbs are grass if you don't find that ring.

Prue: Innocents and alleys, don't they ever learn.

Who comes up with all these cockamamie rules?

and you know what we did we saw a fariy and she was very cute and she was sparkily and she was really really pretty