I'm Rick James, Bitch!!!

what did the 5 fingers say to the face ?? SLAP!!

How come they can't find Big and Tupac murderer but they arrest O.J. the next day. Nicole Simpson can't rap!!!! I want justice!!!!!

I'm one of the baddest motherfuckers of all time, one of the best singers and one of the best looking motherfuckers you've ever seen. Hold my drink, bitch.

*Sesame street skit*
Dave: Yeh Oscar, why are you such a grouch?
Oscar: Bitch I LIVE IN A FUCKIN' TRASH CAN!!... I'm the poorest motherfucker on sesame street... no body likes me!

Who are the five greatest rappers of all time?
Think about it? Dylan, Dylan....Dylan, Dylan, and Dylan!
Cause I spits hot fire!!!

Prosecutor: Will you at least admit that O.J. MORE THAN LIKELY killed his wife?
Dave: ...Sir, my blackness will not permit me to make that statement...

actually u better watch your mouth before i put these gators up your ass and show ur inside some style

Wayne: Dave, you are too uptight! Here, smoke this.
Dave: I don't wanna smoke that.
Wayne: Come on, smoke it.
Dave:I don't wanna...
Wayne: This is not a option, nigga! If you do not smoke this,... more

How many squirrels gotta die, for you to look fly?
Somebody get that coat some peanuts!!!