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Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
--Wayne Brady as Wayne Brady
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Wayne Brady: [introducing his prostitutes] Hoes, Dave. Dave, hoes.
Dave Chappelle: Good evening, bitches.
--Dave Chappelle as Various Characters
--Wayne Brady as Wayne Brady
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So I make Bryant Gumble look like Malcolm X, huh motherfucker?
--Wayne Brady as Wayne Brady
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Gimmie yo sanwich...
I Said Gimmie Yo Damn Sandwich
--Wayne Brady as Wayne Brady
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[after Dave convinces him not to kill one of his prostitutes]
Wayne Brady: You'd better thank Dave Chappelle. Go ahead, thank him.
Hooker: Thank you, Dave. I like your show.
Dave Chappelle: RUN... more
--Dave Chappelle as Various Characters
--Wayne Brady as Wayne Brady
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Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
--Wayne Brady as Wayne Brady
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Wayne: Eat your sandwich, Dave!
Dave (crying): You can have it!
Wayne: Give me your sandwich? (Dave hesitates) I said give me your damn sandwich!!
--Dave Chappelle as Various Characters
--Wayne Brady as Wayne Brady
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Is Wayne Brady gonna have to slap a bitch?
--Wayne Brady as Wayne Brady
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Wayne: Dave, you are too uptight! Here, smoke this.
Dave: I don't wanna smoke that.
Wayne: Come on, smoke it.
Dave:I don't wanna...
Wayne: This is not a option, nigga! If you do not smoke this,... more
--Dave Chappelle as Various Characters
--Wayne Brady as Wayne Brady
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Is Wayne Brady gonna hafta choke a bitch?
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