Dave Chappelle: "Hey you, what all that chocolate on your face motherfucker?"
Tyrone: "Chocolate?! This ain't chocolate... it's doo doo baby!"

Tyrone Biggums: "Ya'll act like crack is so bad. Well, like the Good Book says, 'let he who is without sin throweth the first rock, and I shalt smoketh thee.'

[at the Player Haters Ball]
Silky Johnston: I'm very upset about what you said about my coat. I made it outta your mother's pubic hair.

Dave Chappelle: There's times to be real, and there's times to be phony. That's right, I said it, phony! You think I'm this nice in real life? Fuck that, son! That's just 'cause I'm on TV. I'd pull... more

What did the 5 fingers say to the face? SLAP!"
- Rick James (Chappelle) to Charlie Murphy

Silky Johnston: I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I don't even know you, but I hate you. I hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and only to you.

Drugs is all around you kids. Look at that magic marker cap. What the hell you think that is, some kind of crayon? Take it off and sniff it and get high.

King Kong ain't got shit on me!

Nigga what the fuck is Juice!!

Clayton Bigsby: Let's talk about Chinese people! With their kung-fu and their silly chang-chang-chong talk! We can't understand you! Go back to yer country! White power!