[Paul Mooney predicts the future as "Negrodamus"]
Audience Member: Negrodamus, will Arsenio Hall ever have a show again?
Negrodamus: Yes. Arsenio Hall will have a new show called... more

White people like Wayne Brady because he makes Brian Gumbel look like Malcolm X

Audience Member: Negrodamus, why do white people like Wayne Brady so much?
Negrodamus: White people like Wayne Brady because he makes Brian Gumbel look like Malcolm X.

(Lady to Negrodamous) What will happen to Star Jones on the View??
(Negrodamous) Star Jones? I'm getting something.....Star Jones will have two jobs. First, she'll do the View. Then, she'll take her... more

everybody wanna be a nigga, nobody wanna be a nigga

Audience Member: Negrodamus, why is President Bush convinced there are weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?
Negrodamus: Because he has the receipt.

(Paul Mooney at the Movies)"The Last Samuri with Tom Cruise?..Come on, Tom Cruise is the Last Samuri? Whats next? The Last Nigga on Earth featuring Tom Hanks.."

Everbody wanna be a nigga, butdon't nobody want to be a nigga.

(As NegroDamus) 'Micheal Jackson should have not been a singer, Micheal Jackson should have been a priest, then he would of just been transferred'

That's kind of a weird question and coming from Stephen King that was strange, have a horror man come on and ask a question about a nigga that was already scary. I wrote a script for Stephen King, I... more