I got here as soon as I could. Shit, you ain't my fuckin' mom!"
- Popcopy Employee

I DONT NEED YOU HONEY I BEAT MY DICK LIKE IT OWES ME MONEY!

JEB- THE CRADLE OF FUCKIN CIVILIZATION..... DONT DROP THAT SHIT!!!!!!!..... I PRAY 2 GOD U DONT DROP THAT SHIT!!

Stinky the Grump [Charlie Murphy's voice]: "Me, I gave up working a long time ago."
Kid: "Don't give up Stinky! My dad says, if you never give up and work hard, all your dreams will... more

Stinky the Grump [Charlie Murphy's voice]: "Now, if you excuse me, I'm gonna go make me a nice faeces sandwich."

Stewardess: Have a nice flight.
Lil' Jon: What?
Stewardess: Have a nice flight.
Lil' Jon: What?
Stewardess: Have a nice flight.
Lil' Jon: OK.

Next nigga say something while I'm talking is getting shot, please believe that! - Ice T

Silky's mink is made out of 100% rat ass! [laughs] Hit me baby!!

Prosecutor: Will you at least admit that O.J. MORE THAN LIKELY killed his wife?
Dave: ...Sir, my blackness will not permit me to make that statement...

Dave: After carefully examining the region me and my cabin have agreed that, that area is definately right for Re-gion change. But if I could be real about it
Donnell: Be real son
Dave:... more