Rick James: [as Charlie and Eddie Murphy beat up on his legs] YOU DARKNESS, YOU BLACK - LATE NIGHT - EVIL MOTHAFUCKAS - BLACK MAGIC, DARKNESS! YOU RAW... DARKNESS... YOU... DELIRIOUS... MOTHAFUCKAS.... more

Charlie Murphy: [when Prince challenges them to basketball] We can call it the shirts vs the blouses.
[Prince looks on the verge of tears]
Charlie Murphy: I don't know what he was crying about.... more

Because of my complexion, he use to call me Darkness. He calls me and brother Darkness. The Darkness Brothers. See, this is long before Wesley Snipes. Back then... we was the blackest niggas on the... more

My brother, he's a lot more compassionate than I am, you know. We were looking at Rick getting in the limo, and as it drove off, Eddie says, "Man... Rick really needs help". I was like,... more

Things like escalated to the point where, you know, my man got too familiar and I ended up having to whip his ass man, you know, cause you know, he would step across the line. Habitually. He's a... more

Charlie Murphy: Well, I gotta admit... Um... It was a good game.
Prince: I wish I could say the same for you and your crew of flunkies. You guys want some grapes?... Bitches.

As he drove off, Eddie was like 'Damn man. Rick really need help!' I was like 'Shit we just gave him some help. We whupped his motherfuckin ass!"

Stinky the Grouch: Girl you dont understand, I make love to my hand. So I dont need you hunny, I beat my dick like it owes me money

Rick James: Theres a new joke going around, you heard it
Charlie Murphy: nope
Rick James: ok, what did the five fingers say to the face?
Rick James: SLAP!!!!!!!!!!!

(Pic of osoma binladin) Thats the nigga that pumped my gas on the way over here!