Rick James: [as Charlie and Eddie Murphy beat up on his legs] YOU DARKNESS, YOU BLACK - LATE NIGHT - EVIL MOTHAFUCKAS - BLACK MAGIC, DARKNESS! YOU RAW... DARKNESS... YOU... DELIRIOUS... MOTHAFUCKAS.... more

Bitches, show Charlie Murphy your titties. I wish I had more hands so I could give those titties four thumbs down!

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?

Dave Chappelle: "Hey you, what all that chocolate on your face motherfucker?"
Tyrone: "Chocolate?! This ain't chocolate... it's doo doo baby!"

Tyrone Biggums: "Ya'll act like crack is so bad. Well, like the Good Book says, 'let he who is without sin throweth the first rock, and I shalt smoketh thee.'

What did the 5 fingers say to the face? SLAP!"
- Rick James (Chappelle) to Charlie Murphy

[at the Player Haters Ball]
Silky Johnston: I'm very upset about what you said about my coat. I made it outta your mother's pubic hair.

Dave Chappelle: There's times to be real, and there's times to be phony. That's right, I said it, phony! You think I'm this nice in real life? Fuck that, son! That's just 'cause I'm on TV. I'd pull... more

King Kong ain't got shit on me!

Nigga what the fuck is Juice!!