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Rick James: [as Charlie and Eddie Murphy beat up on his legs] YOU DARKNESS, YOU BLACK - LATE NIGHT - EVIL MOTHAFUCKAS - BLACK MAGIC, DARKNESS! YOU RAW... DARKNESS... YOU... DELIRIOUS... MOTHAFUCKAS.... more
--Charlie Murphy as Charlie Murphy
--Rick James as Rick James
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Bitches, show Charlie Murphy your titties. I wish I had more hands so I could give those titties four thumbs down!
--Rick James as Rick James
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Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
--Wayne Brady as Wayne Brady
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Dave Chappelle: "Hey you, what all that chocolate on your face motherfucker?"
Tyrone: "Chocolate?! This ain't chocolate... it's doo doo baby!"
--Dave Chappelle as Various Characters
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Tyrone Biggums: "Ya'll act like crack is so bad. Well, like the Good Book says, 'let he who is without sin throweth the first rock, and I shalt smoketh thee.'
--Dave Chappelle as Various Characters
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What did the 5 fingers say to the face? SLAP!"
- Rick James (Chappelle) to Charlie Murphy
--Dave Chappelle as Various Characters
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[at the Player Haters Ball]
Silky Johnston: I'm very upset about what you said about my coat. I made it outta your mother's pubic hair.
--Dave Chappelle as Various Characters
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Dave Chappelle: There's times to be real, and there's times to be phony. That's right, I said it, phony! You think I'm this nice in real life? Fuck that, son! That's just 'cause I'm on TV. I'd pull... more
--Dave Chappelle as Various Characters
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King Kong ain't got shit on me!
--Dave Chappelle as Various Characters
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Nigga what the fuck is Juice!!
--Dave Chappelle as Various Characters
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