13. ….even though crackhead didn’t graduate from high school and never learned any math, they can count oz. and grams better than you can count your fingers
These are only a few rules that typical crackhead subscribes too. There are many-many more. …
Even though crackheads do not follow any kind of rules and have no respect of authority there are still few basic guidelines. Before I get started there are few things that need to be cleared here. First of all, let us define a crackhead. A crackhead is a person who has no self respect. Essence of a crackhead is a great addiction to cocaine. Since cocaine is expensive and precious commodity, crackheads usually settle for crack-cocaine: hence the name. Crack-cocaine is a mix of soda and coke. It’s kind of like a crab imitation sticks in a grocery store. It has some real crab meat but most of it is soy meat. Just like eating imitation crab VS real lobster, you get less satisfaction from crack than you would from real deal such cocaine, per se.
Now the most important point to keep in mind: CRACK is dangerously addictive. It is so addictive that it turns straight people into fags and rightwing hair-up-their-ass conservative into cock-sucking libhuls.
Now to the rules:
1. True crackhead will never ever turn down any opportunity to do drugs.
2. True crackhead will always look around your place for powder like substances (i.e. sugar, soda, dry milk, etc.,)… and check, just in case, it’s cocaine.
3. True crackhead will suck dick for money/crack
4. True crackhead has no place to live. (Let me specify here: place with an attached address. Taco Bell dumpster does not hold the mailing address of the Taco Bell)
5. True crackhead does not use cash. He uses change…
6. True crackhead might use “Do you have any spare change?” line, even though he knows it rarely works.
7. True crackhead has no friends…just crack-buddies
8. There is nothing better than washing down the semen breath with some smoke from a crack-pipe
9. When it comes to drugs, everything is game
10. One word: Jungle Juice
11. Crackhead shall never hold a steady job
12. Every day is adventure, so treat it like last day of your life
13. ….even though crackhead didn’t graduate from high school and never learned any math, they can count oz. and grams better than you can count your fingers
These are only a few rules that typical crackhead subscribes too.
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These are only a few rules that typical crackhead subscribes too. There are many-many more. …
Now the most important point to keep in mind: CRACK is dangerously addictive. It is so addictive that it turns straight people into fags and rightwing hair-up-their-ass conservative into cock-sucking libhuls.
Now to the rules:
1. True crackhead will never ever turn down any opportunity to do drugs.
2. True crackhead will always look around your place for powder like substances (i.e. sugar, soda, dry milk, etc.,)… and check, just in case, it’s cocaine.
3. True crackhead will suck dick for money/crack
4. True crackhead has no place to live. (Let me specify here: place with an attached address. Taco Bell dumpster does not hold the mailing address of the Taco Bell)
5. True crackhead does not use cash. He uses change…
6. True crackhead might use “Do you have any spare change?” line, even though he knows it rarely works.
7. True crackhead has no friends…just crack-buddies
8. There is nothing better than washing down the semen breath with some smoke from a crack-pipe
9. When it comes to drugs, everything is game
10. One word: Jungle Juice
11. Crackhead shall never hold a steady job
12. Every day is adventure, so treat it like last day of your life
13. ….even though crackhead didn’t graduate from high school and never learned any math, they can count oz. and grams better than you can count your fingers
These are only a few rules that typical crackhead subscribes too.