What do you have me on speed-dial under 'slut'?

I think the feeling is so rare, with a man, with a friend, with a dog, with a job, anything, that when you find it, you can't let it go.

Now you won't know when and you won't know who, but I'm going to take one of them as my lover and I'm going to do thing with him that would curl your toes. And then I'm going to end it and you and I... more

Just so you know, I don't blame you for hitting on my husband. He's a good looking guy, and he's an adult, I trust him to make his own decisions. But don't hit on my kids. Ever again.

Juliet: Hell hath no fury like a mistress scorned.

Zoe: Mommy is having a very busy day and trying not to lose it and you two could really help by sitting quietly with your crayons and paper and drawing a really nice picture of mommy's head exploding... more

Juliet: How do you take your coffee? My treat.
Cilla: Light, no arsenic.

Juliet: Am i an ice queen?
Zoie: No
Caitlin: No
Mia: A little bit...

Mia: Maybe this is the universe telling me things aren't over between us.
Caitlin: Please don't go by the universe. Every time I've done that, I end up in a strange apartment, hunting for my thong.

Who do they think is buying thigh-firming cream? Ninjas?