Just so you know, I don't blame you for hitting on my husband. He's a good looking guy, and he's an adult, I trust him to make his own decisions. But don't hit on my kids. Ever again.

Caitlin: Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! We're all wearing black!?
Zoe: Well, it is New York.
Juliet: (walking into the room) Okay. Who died?

Oh great we're being summoned...by a woman in a velour track suit.

caitlin: oh my god.
zoe: oh my god good or oh my god bad?
caitlin: oh my god crap!

Juliet: Am i an ice queen?
Zoie: No
Caitlin: No
Mia: A little bit...

Zoe: Mommy is having a very busy day and trying not to lose it and you two could really help by sitting quietly with your crayons and paper and drawing a really nice picture of mommy's head exploding... more

Zoe: That whole having it all thing, I think it's a crock!

Eric: We had a flyer on the bulletin board for weeks!
Zoe: We have a bulletin board?

Zoe: If Juliet wants to work it out she should probably work it out. I don't know if I could.
Mia: Well, that's not something you'd have to face. If anyone would cheat it would be you.
Zoe: What?!... more