Now you won't know when and you won't know who, but I'm going to take one of them as my lover and I'm going to do thing with him that would curl your toes. And then I'm going to end it and you and I... more

Caitlin: Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! We're all wearing black!?
Zoe: Well, it is New York.
Juliet: (walking into the room) Okay. Who died?

Juliet: How do you take your coffee? My treat.
Cilla: Light, no arsenic.

Thank you for the car. I love it almost as much as you do...

Is this like when you went kosher for 2 weeks?

Juliet: Am i an ice queen?
Zoie: No
Caitlin: No
Mia: A little bit...

Juliet (to Mia, Caitlin and Zoie): I was trying to process one lesbian now I have three

Juliet: Gentleman, I'd like to remind you that I'm the CEO of this company and the ranking executive in this meeting. If there is a next step I would appreciate it if you would address your proposals... more

Marriage Counselor: You're obviously very angry.
Juliet: Really? Does it show?

Caitlin: As you can see Juliet is an exceptionally beautiful woman.
Juliet: Please, if you have to say it...