No, I just got my ass kicked by a J.C. Crew catalog. I'm not okay.

It's not your fault, I'm like fly paper for the emotionally disturbed.

I'm the king of fuck mountain

satisfaction is the death of desire

whata, whata??!!

I don’t know what’s going on with us, and I can’t tell you why you should waste a leap of faith on the likes of me. But, damn, you smell good… like home.

Hank "Could I get a jumbo order of what the fuck were you thinking"

Oh yeah, I mean once upon a time you made me happy, but then you made me crazy and that was okay too...for a while. But then I-I evolved.

Dear Karen,

If you’re reading this, then it means I actually worked up the courage to mail it. So, good for me. You don’t know me very well, but if you get me started I have a tendency to go... more

May I help you?" <Asked by a nun in the opening scene of Season 1>

<Pointing to Christ hanging from the cross> "I wasn't speaking to you, I was speaking to your husband.