Michael: "you have unregistered weapons in a stolen car. Fi!"
Fiona: "you know you have always had a problem with my work. I have always supported you."
Michael: "I'm... more

Nothing turns a women on more than when something goes boom.

Ill behave...maybe

I'll behave...maybe.

I was wondering when the fun would start..

FIONA GLENANNE: I got a deal, Michael. This guy was selling browning .9 millimeters for two hundred bucks apiece.

MICHAEL WESTEN: You have unregistered weapons in a stolen car. [admonishing]... more

Fiona: That sounds like fun.

Michael: I'm glad you think so. I haven't worked so hard for so little money since Afghanistan. Afghanistan... (shudders) But at least there my mother wasn't calling... more

Fiona: That sounds like fun.
Michael: I'm glad you think so. I haven't worked so hard for so little money since Afghanistan. Afghanistan....(shudders) But at least there my mother wasn't calling me... more

If theres one thing I know how to do its how to get a guy to leave a bar.

A spy is just a criminal with a government paycheck.