Oh, poor Watcher. Did your life pass before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea?

So I'm wondering, do the other cookie animals feel sort of ripped? Like, is the hippo going, "Hey, man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity." And you know, the monkey's just,... more

Bloody Hell! Sodding, Blimey, Shagging, Knickers, Bollocks! Oh God...I'm English!

Anya: We're just kinda thrown by the, you having sex with Spike.

Buffy: The who whatting how with huh?

Anya: Okay, that's denial. That comes before anger.

Buffy: I am not having sex with... more

Get up, get out, get drunk. Repeat as needed.

I would, but I'm paralyzed with not caring very much.

But I don't understand! I don't understand how this all happens. How we go through this. I knew her, and then she's -- there's just a body, and I don't understand why she just can't get back in it... more

Passion. It lies in all of us. Sleeping, waiting, and although unwanted, unbidden, it will stir, open its jaws and howl. It speaks to us, guides us. Passion rules us all. And we obey. What other... more

You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love till it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other till it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends.... more