I know Principal Flutie would have said, 'Kids need understanding. Kids are human beings.' That's the kind of wooly-headed liberal thinking that leads to being eaten.

Whoa! Summers, you drive like a spaz!

There're some things I can just smell. It's like a sixth sense.

It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

Buffy: Snyder, you alive in there?

Snyder: You. All of you. Why couldn't you be dealing drugs like normal people?

In case you haven't noticed, the police of Sunnydale are deeply stupid.

There are things I will not tolerate: students loitering on campus after school, horrible murders with hearts being removed... and also smoking.

I love the smell of desperate librarian in the morning.

Call me Snyder. Just the last name, like Barbarino.

Snyder: There are no dead students here. This week.