Dawn: You will never believe what happened at school today.

Buffy: Everybody started singing and dancing?

Dawn: I gave birth to pterodactyl.

Anya: Oh my God, did it sing?

Dawn: Lurk much?

Spike: I wasn't lurking, I was standin' about. It's a totally different vibe.

Xander: They're special, no doubt. The amazing thing is, not one of them will ever know, not even Buffy.

Dawn: Know what?

Xander: How much harder it is for the rest of us.

Dawn: No way.... more

Buffy: He's a killer, Dawn. You cannot have a crush on something that is dead, and, and evil, and a vampire.

Dawn: Right, that's why you were never with Angel for three years.

Buffy: Angel's... more

Spike: Shouldn't you be tucked away in your beddy-bye all warm and safe where nothing can eat you?

Dawn: Is that supposed to scare me?

Spike: Little tremble wouldn't hurt.

Dawn: Sorry,... more

Xander: What do you think happened? Another demon woman was attracted to me. I'm going gay. I've decided I'm turning gay. Willow, gay me up. Come on, let's gay.

Willow: What?

Xander: You... more

Andrew: Oh. Not very ominous sounding.


Dawn: No, it is if you understand the context.


Andrew: No. Evil names should be like Lex or Voldemort or --


Buffy: Hey, I was intimidating here.

I tell you I have this theory? It goes where you're the one who's not my sister. 'Cause mom adopted you from a shoebox full of baby howler monkeys and never told you, 'cause it could hurt your... more

[To Spike] Well, I can't take you in a fight or anything, even with the chip in your head. But you do sleep. If you hurt my sister at all -- touch her -- you're gonna wake up on fire.

Buffy: I just had a bad day.

Dawn: Well, join the club.

Buffy: Can I be president?

Dawn: I'm president. You can be the janitor.