Xander: And what was the lesson in all of this? What have we learned about beer?

Buffy: Foamy!

Xander: Good, just so that's clear.

Buffy: We need more muscle. That's why we need to find Spike.

Anya: Yeah, he'll help. You know, if he's not crazy or off killing people or dead. Or, you know, all of the above.

Anya: We're just kinda thrown by the, you having sex with Spike.

Buffy: The who whatting how with huh?

Anya: Okay, that's denial. That comes before anger.

Buffy: I am not having sex with... more

Dawn: You will never believe what happened at school today.

Buffy: Everybody started singing and dancing?

Dawn: I gave birth to pterodactyl.

Anya: Oh my God, did it sing?

Xander: Okay, let's not say something we'll regret later...

Cordelia: Crazy freak!

Buffy: Vapid whore!

Xander: ...like that.

Buffy: You can have gravy...that must have some blood in it, right?

Spike: You know what else has blood in it? Blood!

Buffy: You got your soul back. How?

Spike: It's what you wanted, right? It's-It's what YOU wanted, right? And-and now everybody's in here, talking. Everything I did, everyone I- and him. And it.... more

Angel: "Are you still my girl?"
Buffy: "Always."

Angel: You know, I started it. The whole...having a soul thing. Before it was all the cool new thing.

Buffy: Oh my god, are you, twelve?

Angel: I'm getting the brush-off for Captain Peroxide.... more

Buffy: Do we really need weapons for this?

Spike: I just like them. They make me feel all manly.