Anya: We're just kinda thrown by the, you having sex with Spike.

Buffy: The who whatting how with huh?

Anya: Okay, that's denial. That comes before anger.

Buffy: I am not having sex with... more

Buffy: We need more muscle. That's why we need to find Spike.

Anya: Yeah, he'll help. You know, if he's not crazy or off killing people or dead. Or, you know, all of the above.

Anya: Well, at first it was confusing. Just the idea of computers was like...whoa. I'm eleven hundred years old; I had trouble adjusting to the idea of Lutherans.

Tara: I go online sometimes,... more

Anya: I have witnessed a millennium of treachery and oppression from the males of the species, and I have nothing but contempt for the whole libidinous lot of them.

Xander: Then why are you... more

Dawn: You will never believe what happened at school today.

Buffy: Everybody started singing and dancing?

Dawn: I gave birth to pterodactyl.

Anya: Oh my God, did it sing?

Andrew: I think they’re coming.
Anya: Oh, God, I’m terrified. I didn’t think. I mean I—I just figured you’d be terrified and I would be sarcastic about it.
Andrew: Picture happy things. A... more

Here's something you should know about vengeance demons: We don't groove with the sorry. We prefer, 'Oh God, please stop hitting me with my rib bones!'

Sometimes, in my dreams, you're all naked.

Buffy: The rest of you are just waiting for me.

Xander: Well, yeah, but only because you kinda told us to. You're our leader, Buffy, as in "follow the."

Buffy: Well, from now on, I'm... more

Ooh! I'm so pleased. Can I trade in the children for more cash?