Kitty: It's true what they say, tequila makes everything better.
Sarah: Nobody says that.
Kitty: Well, when I'm first lady I'll say it and it'll catch on.
Kevin: Kitty, what's the room situation? Where am I putting my bag?
Kitty: (slurred) Room situation...
Kevin: Whoa, whoa, how did you get this drunk this fast? Let me know your secret.
Kitty:... more
Kevin: I slept with Scotty.
Kitty: Kevin! Spill it quickly. I have a crisis to avert over here.
Kevin: What crisis? It's 8:00 in the morning... Oh! Did something happen last night? Did we have...... more
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