Kevin: Kitty, what's the room situation? Where am I putting my bag?
Kitty: (slurred) Room situation...
Kevin: Whoa, whoa, how did you get this drunk this fast? Let me know your secret.
Kitty:... more

Justin: Ok...explain this to me as if I'm slow.
Kevin (sarcastically): As if?

Kevin: I slept with Scotty.
Kitty: Kevin! Spill it quickly. I have a crisis to avert over here.
Kevin: What crisis? It's 8:00 in the morning... Oh! Did something happen last night? Did we have...... more