Shawn: Don't blow me off God! I've never asked you for anything and I never wanted to come to you like this. But don't take Turner away from me. He's not done yelling at me yet. God, you're not... more

Jack: She got sick and said that chicken soup would help her feel better. I told her it probably would. Then I went bowling.
Eric: Guys, I've come to a conclusion: Men are idiots.
Cory, Alan, Shawn,... more

[Shawn]: Cory, I have got something incredible to tell you. But for security reasons, I am going to use our code.
[Cory]: Well, we don't have a code, Shawn.
[Shawn]: Really? Guys like us should... more

Cory: Shawn you're my best friend, so I'm gonna support you. Now if you want me to join I will run out right now and sign up and go where you're going and fight right beside you. You and me. Cory and... more

Cory: It's an interesting feeling though.
Shawn: What? To know it's over?
Cory: To be the only guy in the world who knows it's not.

Jack: Lose one friend, lose all friends, lose yourself.
Shawn: So why are all the other pages blank?
Eric: Nothing else seemed important.

Shawn: "Math isn't my best subject." Mr. Turner: "I'm your English teacher." Shawn: "Then why are you teaching math?!"

Topanga: Cory. I got that Brown-Elliot internship.
Cory: Huh?
Topanga: Yeah, they offered me a scholarship at NYU Law School. And they told me that once I graduate and pass the bar, they would... more

Cory: It was raining. You had a new umbrella. You let me take a look at it; and then, I shoved it down your throat! And I opened it.
Shawn (disturbed): You opened it?
Cory: Oh Shawn, I... more

(Cory rips the blanket off Topanga and Shawn)
Cory: Underpants!
Shawn: I always sleep like this.
Cory: Underpants!
Shawn: Oh, here we go.