We're all a little weird & when we find those people whose weirdness is compatible we join up with them & fall into a mutually satisfying weirdness & call them our best friends.
Cory: you had a new umbrella, you let me take a look at it, then i shoved it down your throat and opened it
Shawn: You opened it
Cory: o shawn, i Mary Poppined ya
Eric: [singing, twirling Cory around] For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow, which nobody can deny.
Eric: [the candles are knocked over, which... more
Jack: She got sick and said that chicken soup would help her feel better. I told her it probably would. Then I went bowling.
Eric: Guys, I've come to a conclusion: Men are idiots.
Cory, Alan, Shawn,... more
[Shawn]: Cory, I have got something incredible to tell you. But for security reasons, I am going to use our code.
[Cory]: Well, we don't have a code, Shawn.
[Shawn]: Really? Guys like us should... more
Ever since I was young, I never really understood anything about the world. And I never understood anything that happened in my life. The only thing that ever made any sense to me was you. And how I... more
Cory: Shawn you're my best friend, so I'm gonna support you. Now if you want me to join I will run out right now and sign up and go where you're going and fight right beside you. You and me. Cory and... more
CORY: it was raining...you had a new umberella...you let me look at it and then...I SHOVED IT DOWN YOUR THROAT...and i opened it SHAWN: you opened it? CORY: oh shawn i mary poppined ya!