People walk around today calling everyone their best friend. The term doesn't have any real meaning anymore. Mere acquaintances are lavished with hugs and kisses upon a second or at most third... more

She's the ONE... an angel in the bedroom, a whore in the kitchen.

There was a spider in my office.

Brad Chase: Uh, I think that's my seat.
Alan Shore: Yes, I did see someone's things here. I moved them to a less desirable location.
[Brad gives him a smirky stare.]
Alan: I'm sorry.... more

Alan: I'm a man of principles...
or not.. depends really on the situation...

- Mr. Shore how do you plead.
- Not guilty by reason of the district attorney's insanity.
- That's not a real plea!
- Not guilty then.

Paul: I doubt many people would want to live in Denny's reality.

Rene Auberjonios as Paul Lewiston

Do you think, as a private man, he would’ve been fine with having his body put on display, skinless, as a drunk with venereal disease?

Carl:I thought republicans were pro-life

Denny: Yeah, for babies. We kill criminals.

Alan: You're good when you get testy.
Denny: Came easy today. My balls hurt.