Borat: Wassup wid it vanilla face?Uh Me And My Homie Azamat, Just Parked Our Slab Outside, Where Looking For Somewhere To Post Up Our Black Asses For the night, So Uh Bang Bang Skeet Skeet Nigga, We... more

Sometime my seesta, she show her vergina to, my ah-brother Belo and say "You will never get this, you will never get this, LALALALALA" He uh behind his cage he crazy crazy everybody laugh,... more

Ali G :(to David Beckham) Ohhh !! Can i bone your misses !
Beckham: No
Ali G: But its for charity!!, there's brothaz out there dyin and shit.

Ali G: What is the drugs effects?
Drug Scientist: Well, You can go paranoid, it makes your heart race, your blood pressure can go low so you might feel woosy, its got a lot of medical effects on the... more

Very nice how much

Ali G: How many springs does an official ball have in it?
Kobe Bryant: How many springs? It doesn't have any springs in it.
Ali G: Well how does it bounce then
Kobe Bryant: It has air in it.
Ali... more

why call the police? has the retarded escaped?

R-E-S-T-E-C-P, duz you even know what that spells?

One time when me was high, me sold me car for like 24 chicken McNuggets.

SEXY TIME " VERRY NICE