Sometime my seesta, she show her vergina to, my ah-brother Belo and say "You will never get this, you will never get this, LALALALALA" He uh behind his cage he crazy crazy everybody laugh,... more

In my country we say to let a woman drive a car is like to let a monkey fly a plane, very dangerous yes.

Her vagine hang like a sleeve of wizard.

Is possible make a shit your house immediately, very urgent, I have problem, please?

What kind of car can I buy that attract woman with shaved vazhin? Car Dealership owner: That would be a Corvette. Or a Hummer.

Borat: [while driving] Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her and maybe make a sexy time with her?
Driving Instructor: No, no, no, no, no, no!
Borat: A-why not?
Driving Instructor:... more

Borat: [indicates women beside him] In my country, they would go crazy for these two.
[points to minister's wife]
Borat: This one... not so much...

What's up with it, Vanilla face? Me and my homie Azamat just parked our slab outside. We're looking for somewhere to post up our Black asses for the night. So, uh, bang bang, skeet skeet, nigga. Just... more

A man yesterday, tell me if I buy a car I must buy one with a pussy magnet!

People on the street they say "motherfucking motherfuckers"
Why do they want to fuck my mother?
She is very tiny and have a... we say to make a sexytime with my mother is like to throw a... more