Zack: This is the type of situation when a person says "Oh my God."

Hodgins: Pretend you're a person and say it.

Zack: Oh my God.

Zack: This is a very frustrating murderer.

Angela: I'm sure he'll apologize when we catch him.

Zach: I'm going to be the back of a cow.
Hodgins: So...no costume?
Zach: Naomi from Paleontolgoy has agreed to be my front.
Hodgins: So many jokes, so little time.

King of the lab!

Brennan: I miss organic chemistry class. Those were good times.
Zach: I miss my first microscope.
Booth: Yeah, and I miss normal people. Can we go on?

Cam: And if it happens again, I will take action. And I'm from New York, so that means I'll take New York action. Am I clear?
Brennan: Not at all.
Zack: I'm from Michigan
Hodgins: She means... more

Zack Addy: Krystal from accounting is after you, isn't she?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Uh, like Alien after Predator.

Booth: (to Hodgins and Zack) I am walking out of here. You try and stop me again, I'll shoot both of you! (Booth walks out as Zack begins his search)
Zack: Uuughh...
Hodgins: What?
Zack: I really... more

You're saying Dude too much.

Zack: She could bandage herself and still be ambulatory.

Cam: You know you could say, "walk around" instead. I wouldn't fire you.

Zack: Walk around implies aimlessness which I'm not... more